“Benjamin Disraeli once said ‘There are three kinds of lies:
‘Lies, damned lies and statistics’.
An anonymous quote once said that 87% of statistics are made up.
Or as The angler’s prayer says:
Lord, suffer me to catch a fish,
So large that even I,
When talking of it afterwards,
May have no need to lie.
And finally an old saying “Is it that all anglers are liars or is it that all the liars fish?” ”