“Benjamin Disraeli once said ‘There are three kinds of lies:
‘Lies, damned lies and statistics’.
An anonymous quote once said that 87% of statistics are made up.
Or as The angler’s prayer says:
Lord, suffer me to catch a fish,
So large that even I,
When talking of it afterwards,
May have no need to lie.And finally an old saying “Is it that all anglers are liars or is it that all the liars fish?” ”
Southern By Design 
My favourite saying as a fisherman is “there’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot!”
Haha! I like that 😀
For a moment, I thought you captured that that beautiful shot. Those quotes had me cracking up. Thanks for sharing.
I wish I had! Glad u like them 😀 Have a great day!