Reblogging from Dec 2016
Recently I have come to the conclusion that everyone should be required to where a warning label. You know like “Contents may contain a hot mess” or “Requires frequent coddling”! Man, people are just so complicated. It would really make life a hell of a lot easier if we knew what to expect! Don’t you think?
I’m certainly not exempt! I think my labels of late would read something like, “Makes frequent stops to mope!” In fact, I believe that it would probably be easier for those who first met me to know what they should beware of from the get-go. So, I’ve created a list of warning labels for myself. For the good of you all, of course!
“Approach with caution, no, seriously”
“May contain nuts, actually she’s crazy“
“Requires adult supervision, I’m needy”
“Baby on board- Oh, you thought I meant a kid”
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