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A Taste Of History

A trip to the Battleship North Carolina in Wilmington, NC proved to have many great historical things to see. From the deck and multiple floors below, to the Captain’s quarters and more, it remains a time capsule. Here you see a recreation of a soda shop which correlates with the era. This is where you can have a bite to eat while touring. In response to Tuesday Photo Challenge: Nostalgia 

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The Yuck Factor

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There are some words that just shouldn’t be said

The sound of them going through my head

Makes me want to get sick

And gives me a tick

Words like juicy, moist, crusty and gunk

These really put me in a nasty funk

My stomach ups and churns

In other words it turns

So talk to me of things that are full of class

Seriously do not to want to hear crass

This does not mean I’m a prude

I just mean don’t be rude

Some words just have this terrible yuck element

And I wish people would be more hesitant

To use them as adjectives or verbs

Oh how this greatly perturbs

So, please stay away from words like gooey 

Oh and also do not say the word dewey

Okay, when talking just be mindful

Use words that are delightful

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Can’t Make This $#!t Up

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The first time I saw the commercial for this product, I seriously thought I had just turned on Saturday Night Live! No, this could not be a real thing! People would not be spending butt loads of money (pun intended) for a stool (pun unintended)!

But, I was mistaken, for there, on the television was an ice cream pooping unicorn! Yes, this was a sales pitch for the Squatty Potty. I mean how else could you possibly talk about a product used to help someone have an easier time going number two? Of course, unicorns and ice cream, this makes perfect sense! And a stool none the less, you can’t make this $#!t up! 

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I am a huge advocate of potty talk. Personally, nothing makes me giggle more than an inappropriate conversation about bodily functions! Yes, with two teenagers, I can let ’em… well never mind. So, needless to say, with this knowledge, you can imagine my pure delight! Actually, I was probably more like an eight year old boy that likes to say the word fart way too much! But hey, what can I say, ice cream otherwise known as unicorn crap, makes me happy!

So long live the Squatty Potty!  And be sure to catch the MUST SEE commercial video HERE, for Squatty Potty! 

**You may blame this one on the Word Press Daily Prompt: Squat** Mac©

 

 

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Beauty’s Shadows

“Find beauty not only in the thing itself but in the pattern of the shadows, the light and dark which that thing provides.” ~Junichiro Tanizaki

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Weekly Photo Challenge: Shadow

Broadway At The Beach, Myrtle Beach, SC

Photos taken with Nikon D3400 ~by Mac

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Love Is…

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Be mine? Please be my Valentine

When all is said and done

I’ll be your only one

Love is more than words, it’s also verbs

Showing each other that you care

Through it all you’ll be there

Love is actions but it’s also passions

As we become one with desire

Intensities fanning the fire

Love is affection but with reflection

I promise you all my tomorrows

Even the ones with sorrows

Love is adoration and communication

Accepting each other with flaws

And speaking without pause

Love is giving all then more, encore

Because sacrifice may bring pain

But true love brings only gain

Be mine? Please be my Valentine

When all is said and done

You are my only one©

by Mac

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Force Unstoppable

“If you add your hot passion to the cold attitude of another person, it becomes lukewarm. Don’t stand on the toes of dwarfs; stand on the shoulders of giants!”
~Israelmore Ayivor, Leaders’ Watchwords

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I have fire burning within, a raging ember

Refusing to let others put out my passions

Never changing myself for another, never

Choosing people that add only positivity 

They will raise me up, not bring me down

No water can turn me lukewarm, I’m a force

For when my fire burns hot, I’m unstoppable©

by Mac

 

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This Bitter Beast

She is a devilish beast, full of crafty ways
Standing in the shadows, lurking
I feel myself locked within her evil gaze
Ignoring the place she comes from
And what she’d want to get from the likes of me
But I am rendered quite numb
Hopeful that she soon will just let me be free

Escape from her control seems to be in vain
My strength is running on empty
Taking me under her spell, again I feel the pain
Whispering in my ear, confessing
Reminding me of emotions I wanted to forego
Mind then taken over by obsessing
It’s what bitterness does when you won’t let go©

by Mac

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