There are some words that just shouldn’t be said
The sound of them going through my head
Makes me want to get sick
And gives me a tick
Words like juicy, moist, crusty and gunk
These really put me in a nasty funk
My stomach ups and churns
In other words it turns
So talk to me of things that are full of class
Seriously do not to want to hear crass
This does not mean I’m a prude
I just mean don’t be rude
Some words just have this terrible yuck element
And I wish people would be more hesitant
To use them as adjectives or verbs
Oh how this greatly perturbs
So, please stay away from words like gooey
Oh and also do not say the word dewey
Okay, when talking just be mindful
Use words that are delightful
by Mac
