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Can’t Make This $#!t Up

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The first time I saw the commercial for this product, I seriously thought I had just turned on Saturday Night Live! No, this could not be a real thing! People would not be spending butt loads of money (pun intended) for a stool (pun unintended)!

But, I was mistaken, for there, on the television was an ice cream pooping unicorn! Yes, this was a sales pitch for the Squatty Potty. I mean how else could you possibly talk about a product used to help someone have an easier time going number two? Of course, unicorns and ice cream, this makes perfect sense! And a stool none the less, you can’t make this $#!t up! 

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I am a huge advocate of potty talk. Personally, nothing makes me giggle more than an inappropriate conversation about bodily functions! Yes, with two teenagers, I can let ’em… well never mind. So, needless to say, with this knowledge, you can imagine my pure delight! Actually, I was probably more like an eight year old boy that likes to say the word fart way too much! But hey, what can I say, ice cream otherwise known as unicorn crap, makes me happy!

So long live the Squatty Potty!  And be sure to catch the MUST SEE commercial video HERE, for Squatty Potty! 

**You may blame this one on the Word Press Daily Prompt: Squat** Mac©

 

 

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Unreachable

I scream and shout but you don’t hear
Perhaps I’ll whisper in your ear

The words I say might be subliminal
And what they hold may be fictional

“But I can’t sell my soul to you
I wouldn’t lie, you know it’s true!”

Whether it is right or wrong?
Even if I add a song?

I’ll bend and break you, hold you down
But still my message has no sound

Pictures of me flash and shutter
Maybe I’ll use melted butter!

©Unreachable by SBDMB (MM)

Thank you to TV commercials and butter, the sponsors of today’s post 😉

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