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The Yuck Factor

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There are some words that just shouldn’t be said

The sound of them going through my head

Makes me want to get sick

And gives me a tick

Words like juicy, moist, crusty and gunk

These really put me in a nasty funk

My stomach ups and churns

In other words it turns

So talk to me of things that are full of class

Seriously do not to want to hear crass

This does not mean I’m a prude

I just mean don’t be rude

Some words just have this terrible yuck element

And I wish people would be more hesitant

To use them as adjectives or verbs

Oh how this greatly perturbs

So, please stay away from words like gooey 

Oh and also do not say the word dewey

Okay, when talking just be mindful

Use words that are delightful

by Mac

 

 

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Use Words Well

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No beating around the bush with me
If something needs said words run free
Often no filter is present on my lips
In fact if it were I’d saved myself trips
Back to those that I’d hurt terribly
Specifically those I’d treated malicely
To make this stated quite clearly
If you’re in my life, I love you dearly
Don’t be put off by my toughness
If I’ve done wrong, I want forgiveness
So when you speak remember this
Use your words without being careless

Use Words Well© by Mac

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